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Mister DogThe Dog Who Belonged to Himself Little Golden BookE spaghetti and Lassie probably never came home I wasn t a huge fan of this book as a kid It was in a large anthology of Little Golden Books I have no idea how that anthology came to our family now that I think of it I may have been in middle school before I read itWhat I remember about this book is that like the title says the dog belonged to himself Also there is a boy who belonged to himself I think the book said something like he was his very own boy That really stuck with me This story made it seem so reasonable for a person to be hisher very own person and belong to himherselfMany many many years later I was hanging out with kids being their adult caregiver person and a woman asked me if one of them was mine Is that your boy she said Because of this book I told her he was his own boy She got really frustrated with me even though she was projecting a persona as a free spirited hippy who should have had at least a clue of what I was talking about and repeatedly asked me if he was my boy I kept telling her that he was his own boy ntil she finally asked me if I was his mother and I said no Sometimes it s fun to annoy people who should know better I wonder how Margaret Wise Brown pitched this story to the Little Golden Book people Well Miss Brown we liked The Color Kittens and The Seven Little Postmen What have you got for s this time I ve decided to take my next book in a slightly different direction Picture this A hairy Republican nudist no it s okay stay with me convinces a little homeless boy to come and sleep with him It has a wonderful moral Perhaps not Nevertheless that s or less what happens in Mister Dog surely one of the most peculiar picture story books in existence It begins with a depressed looking mutt pouring milk on his cornflakes "dressing gown gaping open at the front Why go to the trouble of wearing a dressing gown and slippers " gown gaping open at the front Why go to the trouble of wearing a dressing gown and slippers the morning when you leave the house in the nude And is that a bone in your pocket or are you just happy to see s Oh Oh it literally is a bone in your pocketHe certainly doesn t look happy to see Mental Math: Tricks To Become A Human Calculator (For Speed Math, Math Tricks, Vedic Math Enthusiasts GMAT, GRE, SAT Students) (Volume 1) us In fact he looks like the weight of the world is on his shoulders Either that or he s had a massive night and needs hair of the dog rather than cereal and strawberries Check out the front cover at the top of the page Look at his eyes Has Mister Dog has seen disturbing things that he cannotnsee Or is that something stronger than tobacco in his corncob pipeThe dog s name is Crispin s Crispian We are told that he was named Crispin s Crispian because he belonged to himself Okay so he answers to nobody An admirable sentiment But then if his name is Crispin nobody An admirable sentiment But then if

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name is Crispin he called Crispin s Crispian Why not Crispin s Crispin Where did the a come from And if his name is Crispian why is he not Crispian s Crispian He probably dreamed it Nyx up after a session on that pipeBut the best part is when we are told that Mister Dog is a conservative That is a directote And note the italics It is a word that Margaret Wise Brown wishes to define He liked everything at the right time dinner at dinner time lunch at lunchtime breakfast in time for breakfast and sunrise at sunrise and sunset at sunset And at bedtime he liked everything in its own place the cup in the saucer the chair Blanco nocturno under the table the stars in the heavens the moon in the sky and himself in his own little bed Yeah you gotta watch those damn liberals they ll move sunset to the morning just to keep thenions happy It ll be a two hour working day Only Eisenhower will keep the stars in the heavens and the moon in the sky A vote for Adlai Stevenson is a vote for chaos Still it s a rather aint 1952 view of conservatism What might the 2016 version say Crispin s Crispian was a conservative And not a pathetic thumb sucking moderate A proper Tea Party loving Trump voting gun toting far right conservative He liked everything at the. Because he belonged to himselfSo begins the story of a dog who runs bang into a little boy who also.

REVIEW Mister DogThe Dog Who Belonged to Himself Little Golden Book

I don t nderstand how anyone can see the cover of this book and not immediately run out and buy it What a cold dark soul you must have There is one odd page where Brown describes how Mister Dog and the boy he befriends who also belongs to himself are conservatives I think she means Burkean not Limbaughian but it s still kind of a weird moment This book is perfect in every way and the fact that some readers here disapprove of it makes it even perfect Where was the climax I need a climax damn it A brutal look at autonomy conservatism the inability for two solitudes to intersect and little fat stomachs Really really bizarre But I should have expected that from a book that I only found because it was weird enough to be shared on buzzfeed and imgur Aww what a wonderful story of two independent souls who become housemates with separate beds of course Read for the first time ever in bStory Land 40 Of The Best Little Golden Books Ever Published 1786505 Want to read again Especially because I found a possible reference to the dog s name in Shakespeare s Henry V Caution Spoilers When a man s best friend is his dog that dog has a problem Edward AbbeyMr Dog which is the original title of this book is one of my favorite books of all time My mother read it to me as a child 1950 s and I read to my own children They turned out just fine thank you despite all the bad influences lurking in this book that people want to complain about Margaret Wise Brown based Crispin s Crispian on her own dog also named Crispin s Crispian The literary Crispin s Crispian the dog who belonged to himself is an independent kindly grown p pooch who walks mainly on his hind legs with a walking stick he wears an old bathrobe and slippers eats hind legs with a walking stick he wears an old bathrobe and slippers eats and milk for breakfast and is fond of strawberries He lives in a two story dog house surrounded by a white picket fence dogwood trees and dog tooth violets with a kitchen dining room and bedroom pstairs There s no mention of a bathroom so I assume he lets himself out when he needs to see a dog about a man While out for a walk one fine morning he encounters a little boy who is shown sitting on the bank of a stream fishing Mr Dog befriends and adopts the boy s little boy who also belongs to himself After a morning of play the boy and Crispin s Crispian bond buy eat and consume with gusto a home cooked dinner together chez Crispian At the end of the day after tidying p the house they fall asleep in their own little beds and dream their own dreams It s the story of a perfect day innocent friendship and love at first sight A perfect bedtime book What s not to like Lots evidently So what if Crispin s Crispian smokes a pipe He doesn t smoke it indoors He doesn t wear pants either If you re expecting Children and Families the Vice Suad andor Animal Control to come crashing through the door of the two Control to come crashing through the door of the two dog house and haul this canine miscreant and his nderage accomplice away you ll have to wait for the seuel Dogs like MEAT not tofu Mr Dog also likes raw eggs God forbid And the Boy s Little Boy balanced his meal with a bright green vegetable and gave some to Crispin s Crispian to put in his bone soup Reading between the lines I m sure Mr Dog s bread was whole grain and his milk was skim He probably purchased the strawberries he liked so from his local organic farmer s market Moreover he bought his bone from his local butcher not Piggly Wiggly and took it home in a brown paper bag not plastic After dinner Mr Dog and the boy s little boy washed and dried the dishes and put everything its place For its portrayal of good and balanced eating habits dairy grains meat and leafy green vegetables supporting local growers and merchants and praising cleanliness and order I d give this book two paws p for intelligent responsible life choices and habits Just remember Snoopy was delusional Lady and the Tramp at. Once pon a time there was a funny dog named Crispin’s Crispian He was named Crispin’s Crispian.
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Right time which was whenever he damn well wanted He liked everything in its own place the cup in the saucer the chair nder the table and the Mexicans in Mexico south of the wall Margaret Wise Brown died the same year this was published and I can t decide if she was an eccentric genius or a nut job She is best known for Goodnight Moon which was haunting and strange but Mister Dog is at least a little warmer thanks to Garth Williams fun illustrations Williams was probably best known for illustrating the classic versions Of Charlotte S Web Charlotte s Web the Little House on the Prairie series Yet for all the "Peculiarities And There Are A " and there are a of them Mister Dog has a very valid message Its subtitle is The Dog Who Belonged to Himself He answers to no human family and asks nothing of the state He is clearly a classic conservative lover of small governmentOne day Mister Dog meets a little boy who is fishing in a stream Who and what are you Mister Dog asks The boy replies I am a boy and I belong to myself Note that the boy does not introduce himself by name but as a boy Yet another oddity Mister Dog is glad and invites the boy to come and live with him The boy agrees with an alarming lack of due diligenceThen they went to a butcher shop to get his poor dog a bone Crispian said Now since Crispin s Crispian belonged to himself shop to get his poor dog a bone Crispian said Now since Crispin s Crispian belonged to himself gave himself the bone and trotted home with itNote the direct ote Why would Mister Dog say he wanted to get his poor dog a bone He should say to get my poor dog a bone Who edited this stuff Anyway then the little boy prances off happily with CrispinCrispian blissfully Prom Kings and Drama Queens unaware that soon he will be tidying a dog s living room They make dinner at Mister Dog s house and each of them in Brown s words chewed itp and swallowed it into his little fat stomach Then boy and dog sleep in side by side beds The moral of this story is clear your life is your own and don t let anyone else rule it Mister Dog belongs to himself The boy belongs to himself They both act on free will If the boy can be easily convinced to come and do chores then hey that s just Mister Dog s good fortuneFor all of Margaret Wise Brown s oddities I think she knew how to tap into the brain of a child The word belong resonated with me As a child I heard it often I belonged to my parents and my friends belonged to theirs Who does such and such belong to adults would ask each other This never sat well with me for I felt that nobody owned me This is the child like mindset Brown exploits and which Mister Dog then exploits with the little boyBut Brown also implies that you ll be happier if you let people into your life Look how despondent Mister Dog appeared when preparing his breakfast cereal back before he had met the boy And look at how happy he was afterwards You can be yourself and belong to yourself without having to keep to yourself Mister Dog is strange confusing disturbing and Confident Conversation utterlyniue And I love it If I was American and Crispin s Crispian was on the presidential ticket this year I d vote conservative He wouldn t build a wall to keep the Mexicans out Although there is a fence around his house and a sign that says NO CATS so I guess you never knowhttpsdadreadsblogspotcomau2016 After much searching I finally found the first book that emotionally screwed me over and left me seeking happiness in this cruel cruel worldLet me start by emphasizing the artwork of this book While all Little Golden Books have a classic nostalgic approach to drawings the way that emotion is captured in this book in particular is enough to wreak emotional havoc and it does For exampleLike How do you look at that and NOT instantly start cryingThe themes of connection and loss are so beautifully made in this book and you learn to find comfort in not only Mister Dog s joys but his melancholy too This is the sublime Little Golden Book rivaled by none adored by al. Belongs to himself This Lettice the Flower Girl uirky breathtakingly illustrated story is one of Margaret Wise Brown’s bes.